When The Edge was at school, he was a border.Ī rock singer stayed with me once, but had to ask him to move out. U2′s first few albums have been remastered without the guitars on them.
I actually thought that they were The Cure. I know someone in a band called White Line. I’m writing a song about getting my door lock replaced. The played a few gigs across the Midlands. It won’t get fuelled again.Īnother friend was in a band called Half Man Half Bull. Sad to hear The Who’s old tour bus has finally broken down for good. Have you been hit with a rhythm stick? If so, you could be entitled to compensation if you make a personal Ian Dury claim. Pleased at our choice of celebrity to open our jumble sale. I heard that, when she played Glastonbury, Dolly Parton sang Nine to Five. If you’re a rock music fan trying to go vegetarian, Robert Plant makes a good alternative to Meat Loaf.Ī friend is in a band called 999Mb. For Black Sabbath fans wanting to be particularly festive the words of War Pigs work to the tune Deck The Halls. Went to Glastonbury once with a dull friend. They had to evacuate a local festival when a band did a cover of Boogie Wonderland. As normal, don’t expect these to be either original or funny… It’s the weekend of Glastonbury, and a couple of weeks ago I found myself at the Download festival at Donington Park, so it seems as good a time as any to have a page of one-liners and puns on the topic of music festival jokes.
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